Honestly? I don't know. Got a couple of ideas. Half-baked.
But for now I'll just let the 366 haikus marinate.
Maybe I'll organize them by categories. Bad. Really Bad. Threw Up.
Maybe I'll find out if haikus is a real word.
But keep checking back. All three of you. I'll come up with something.
Maybe.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
All Done. What's Next?
Posted by mdm at 9:43 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
December 31, 2008
Counted them again.
Three hundred and sixty-six.
Back to you, Japan.
Posted by mdm at 8:44 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
December 30, 2008
This is next to last.
Penultimate I am told.
Easy to forget.
Posted by mdm at 11:20 AM 0 comments
Monday, December 29, 2008
December 29, 2008
Don't like strong flavors.
Don't like to be overwhelmed.
A hint works just fine.
Posted by mdm at 9:13 AM 2 comments
Sunday, December 28, 2008
December 28, 2008
There should be a law:
Resealable bags must be
Easy to reseal.
Posted by mdm at 2:44 PM 0 comments
Saturday, December 27, 2008
December 27, 2008
I can’t afford to
Be unable to afford
What I can’t afford.
Posted by mdm at 6:30 AM 0 comments
Friday, December 26, 2008
December 26, 2008
If I could write words
That would make your life better,
I’d know what they were.
Posted by mdm at 12:24 AM 0 comments
Thursday, December 25, 2008
December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas, world.
Peace and love and happiness
In an extra large.
Posted by mdm at 1:04 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
December 24, 2008
Feeling really bad.
Can't beat Lipper Average
Whatever it is.
Posted by mdm at 6:30 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
December 23, 2008
The bill of your cap
Can serve as a curb-feeler
For you and your head.
Posted by mdm at 6:30 AM 0 comments
Monday, December 22, 2008
December 22, 2008
Says to take the drug
With a full glass of water.
Think they'd be more clear.
Posted by mdm at 6:30 AM 0 comments
Sunday, December 21, 2008
December 21, 2008
Italian cooking:
Throw anything in skillet
With some olive oil.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Saturday, December 20, 2008
December 20, 2008
Login? Or logon?
Cannot take the flip-flopping.
Logging out. Or off.
Posted by mdm at 12:53 PM 0 comments
Friday, December 19, 2008
December 19, 2008
She would not tell him
What was truly on her mind
Unless she was mad.
Posted by mdm at 7:54 AM 0 comments
Thursday, December 18, 2008
December 18, 2008
Under mistletoe.
Not one woman has kissed me.
Must be defective.
Posted by mdm at 6:15 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
December 17, 2008
Chicken noodle soup.
Associate with sickness.
Cannot eat it well.
Posted by mdm at 8:03 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
December 16, 2008
Her walk was a cross
Between farmer and model.
Hitched giddy-up stroll.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Monday, December 15, 2008
December 15, 2008
Workplace tip to heed:
Don't work for the insecure.
They'll sit in your chair.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Sunday, December 14, 2008
December 14, 2008
Nothing to see here.
And for more discouragement,
Nothing to hear. See?
Posted by mdm at 1:35 PM 0 comments
Saturday, December 13, 2008
December 13, 2008
Ya'll all line up now
According to the org chart.
Don't nobody move.
Posted by mdm at 9:15 AM 0 comments
Friday, December 12, 2008
December 12, 2008
Here's what made my day:
Pumpkinhead with dearth of clues
Told me what to do.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Thursday, December 11, 2008
December 11, 2008
Higher-ups don't know
Deference and respect are
Not always the same.
Posted by mdm at 8:05 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
December 10, 2008
Not easy to work
Smarter instead of longer.
Got more time than brains.
Posted by mdm at 7:46 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
December 9, 2008
Ahh the Christmas joy.
Sewn-on-Santa-face towels.
I can't dry my hands.
Posted by mdm at 8:03 AM 2 comments
Monday, December 8, 2008
December 8, 2008
Yardwork rule of thumb:
Bags of mulch you have on hand
One less than you need.
Posted by mdm at 10:27 AM 0 comments
Sunday, December 7, 2008
December 7, 2008
It's Pearl Harbor Day.
I'm getting back at Japan
By botching haiku.
Posted by mdm at 7:55 AM 0 comments
Saturday, December 6, 2008
December 6, 2008
Rarely catch a rat
With a trap built for a mouse.
Same with rodents, too.
Posted by mdm at 7:48 AM 0 comments
Friday, December 5, 2008
December 5, 2008
Got self-confidence?
First make sure it's genuine.
Then make sure it's shown.
Posted by mdm at 6:53 AM 0 comments
Thursday, December 4, 2008
December 4, 2008
Treasure the moments
You can spend all by yourself
If you get along.
Posted by mdm at 8:06 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
December 3, 2008
Old people drive slow.
Fed up with moving out of
Other people's way.
Posted by mdm at 8:06 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
December 2, 2008
Of names that don't work
The Quasi Care Nursing Home
Might just top the list.
Posted by mdm at 7:43 AM 0 comments
Monday, December 1, 2008
December 1, 2008
Yell out anything
That comes to mind in jungle
That lion won't hear.
Posted by mdm at 7:46 AM 0 comments
Sunday, November 30, 2008
November 30, 2008
Know how to do it.
Know why it needs to be done.
Do it best you can.
Posted by mdm at 8:38 AM 0 comments
Saturday, November 29, 2008
November 29, 2008
Could not find water.
Ranch hands said that he was not
Well educated.
Posted by mdm at 8:49 AM 0 comments
Friday, November 28, 2008
November 28, 2008
Love can be buried.
Just because you don't see it
Do not feel it's gone.
Posted by mdm at 7:58 AM 0 comments
Thursday, November 27, 2008
November 27, 2008
Keep them all happy.
Fine goal for a party host.
But not for a judge.
Posted by mdm at 8:14 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
November 26, 2008
Three-year-old asked me,
"And what is your name again?"
"Granddad," I told him.
Posted by mdm at 7:47 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
November 25, 2008
Spilled coffee on bills
On the kitchen countertop.
I was mad at first.
Posted by mdm at 7:18 AM 0 comments
Monday, November 24, 2008
November 24, 2008
So where were you when
John F. Kennedy was shot?
Some: Did not do it.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Sunday, November 23, 2008
November 23, 2008
My team was slaughtered.
Gutted, field-dressed, then drawn and
Quartered by quarter.
Posted by mdm at 6:08 AM 0 comments
Saturday, November 22, 2008
November 22, 2008
Toddler at airport
Drinking a Starbucks without
Tommee Tippee cup.
Posted by mdm at 7:24 AM 0 comments
Friday, November 21, 2008
November 21, 2008
Should not have to ask.
Any bowl's a mixing bowl
In another's house.
Posted by mdm at 4:36 AM 0 comments
Thursday, November 20, 2008
November 20, 2008
Fit fat fighters say:
Elevators are for use
When the stairs don't work.
Posted by mdm at 4:16 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
November 19, 2008
I ran, ran and ran
Till I could not run no more.
Means I'm running still.
Posted by mdm at 6:02 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
November 18, 2008
Could be sign of times.
Reads "Does advertising work?"
Now see lots of them.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Monday, November 17, 2008
November 17, 2008
Stature's not just height.
Don’t worry if you are short
Long as feet reach ground.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Sunday, November 16, 2008
November 16, 2008
When a decision
Appears to lack sound basis,
Follow the money.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Saturday, November 15, 2008
November 15, 2008
Now we all move on.
Dispersing to the four winds.
Memories won't blow.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Friday, November 14, 2008
November 14, 2008
He was a good man.
If he's not in heaven now,
Then there isn't one.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 2 comments
Thursday, November 13, 2008
November 13, 2008
Could be a lesson:
He chased almighty dollar.
Now lost in Beijing.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
November 12, 2008
Have a boring job.
Count stars for the government.
Has its bright spots though.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
November 11, 2008
My dad died last night.
Did not know about haiku.
Passed it on to me.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Monday, November 10, 2008
November 10, 2008
Never understood
Why word to wise sufficient.
Should be word from wise.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Sunday, November 9, 2008
November 9, 2008
Try to see the wrong
In doing something stupid
To please powerful.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Saturday, November 8, 2008
November 8, 2008
Getting jump on day.
Showered and now must decide
Which towel is mine.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Friday, November 7, 2008
November 7, 2008
I learned a new word.
New word is obsequious.
Most who are don't care.
Posted by mdm at 8:54 AM 2 comments
Thursday, November 6, 2008
November 6, 2008
Told I'm past my prime.
Told them they were wrong because
I've not had a prime.
Posted by mdm at 6:50 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
November 5, 2008
Election question:
Is historic preceded
By a or by an?
Posted by mdm at 7:21 AM 1 comments
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
November 4, 2008
Election Day's here.
Time that the undecideds
Decide or stay home.
Posted by mdm at 8:11 AM 0 comments
Monday, November 3, 2008
November 3, 2008
Desperation Day.
Make up something that just might
Resonate with fools.
Posted by mdm at 7:33 AM 0 comments
Sunday, November 2, 2008
November 2, 2008
What, you don't trust me?
Or do, but don't won't others
To know that you did?
Posted by mdm at 8:05 AM 0 comments
Saturday, November 1, 2008
November 1, 2008
Bee in my bonnet
Leaves me obsessed and asking
Why I wear bonnet.
Posted by mdm at 10:28 AM 0 comments
Friday, October 31, 2008
October 31, 2008
Trick-or-treaters come.
Smaller ones say twick uh tweat.
And maybe wed ones.
Posted by mdm at 6:50 AM 0 comments
Thursday, October 30, 2008
October 30, 2008
Happy birthdays note:
Grandson Teddy born today,
On uncle's birthday.
Posted by mdm at 7:01 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
October 29, 2008
Some things we do right
Must be redone regardless.
Breathing comes to mind.
Posted by mdm at 6:49 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
October 28, 2008
Every day should be
National Late to Work Day
In honor of me.
Posted by mdm at 7:24 AM 4 comments
Monday, October 27, 2008
October 27, 2008
Found some roller skates.
Now searching the area
For buffalo herd.
Posted by mdm at 7:51 AM 0 comments
Sunday, October 26, 2008
October 26, 2008
Get you some standards.
Otherwise you'll have nothing
To base judgments on.
Posted by mdm at 8:36 AM 0 comments
Saturday, October 25, 2008
October 25, 2008
May not be good day.
Underwear caught in zipper.
May need Jaws of Life.
Posted by mdm at 7:22 AM 0 comments
Friday, October 24, 2008
October 24, 2008
Can’t fly in buses.
In travel as in language,
Nouns and verbs must match.
Posted by mdm at 7:30 AM 0 comments
Thursday, October 23, 2008
October 23, 2008
He lied through his teeth.
Then he lied through his dentures.
Now he's lying still.
Posted by mdm at 7:58 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
October 22, 2008
Going somewhere fast.
Guess they enjoy the rushing.
Should enjoy the trip.
Posted by mdm at 7:46 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
October 21, 2008
Took it as a threat:
So how would you like to be
Face deep in the ground?
Posted by mdm at 7:48 AM 0 comments
Monday, October 20, 2008
October 20, 2008
Knew not when to kid.
He even teased those crying
At a funeral.
Posted by mdm at 8:08 AM 0 comments
Sunday, October 19, 2008
October 19, 2008
Dear talk show callers:
Just because you can dial
Does not mean you're smart.
Posted by mdm at 8:34 AM 0 comments
Saturday, October 18, 2008
October 18, 2008
Can you send to me
One more way to be stupid?
No rush. Got lots left.
Posted by mdm at 8:16 AM 0 comments
Friday, October 17, 2008
October 17, 2008
Made "Realtors" tags.
Sticking them to bottom of
McCain-Palin signs.
Posted by mdm at 6:10 AM 0 comments
Thursday, October 16, 2008
October 16, 2008
So much easier
To fight with those you don't love.
Not as much at stake.
Posted by mdm at 6:44 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
October 15, 2008
Go with who you are.
If you really are not much,
Go with who you are.
Posted by mdm at 7:37 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
October 14, 2008
A silent auction.
Put in bid for 10 minutes
Of peace and quiet.
Posted by mdm at 6:00 AM 0 comments
Monday, October 13, 2008
October 13, 2008
Missed Columbus Day.
Said to have discovered us
Though we were not here.
Posted by mdm at 7:37 AM 0 comments
Sunday, October 12, 2008
October 12, 2008
Watch for fat in words.
Could destroy your diet plan
If you're forced to eat.
Posted by mdm at 8:39 AM 0 comments
Saturday, October 11, 2008
October 11, 2008
Yes, she is pretty.
But beauty's only skin deep.
Mean goes clean to bone.
Posted by mdm at 8:49 AM 0 comments
Friday, October 10, 2008
October 10, 2008
Plus for killing ants:
Could save them from torture of
Performance review.
Posted by mdm at 6:50 AM 0 comments
Thursday, October 9, 2008
October 9, 2008
Democrats have knack.
They blow it pre-election.
Republicans post-.
Posted by mdm at 7:56 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
October 8, 2008
Another debate.
My candidate was superb.
Assume yours was too.
Posted by mdm at 7:37 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
October 7, 2008
Paid all of my bills.
I may not do that again.
Found it too draining.
Posted by mdm at 7:09 AM 0 comments
Monday, October 6, 2008
October 6, 2008
Freedom’s not freedom
If after I speak my mind,
They mind that I spoke.
Posted by mdm at 7:24 AM 3 comments
Sunday, October 5, 2008
October 5, 2008
Somewhat amusing:
Far right wants government help
When disaster strikes.
Posted by mdm at 7:31 AM 0 comments
Saturday, October 4, 2008
October 4, 2008
When we tell our kids,
“Now, do not start in with me”,
Should we say with whom?
Posted by mdm at 8:08 AM 0 comments
Friday, October 3, 2008
October 3, 2008
Some will vote this way.
Her panty lines were showing.
Joe Biden's were not.
Posted by mdm at 6:00 AM 2 comments
Thursday, October 2, 2008
October 2, 2008
Think horse, not zebra.
If newspaper does not come,
Don't conclude no news.
Posted by mdm at 7:15 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
October 1, 2008
Sick of people whose
Sole basis for decision
Is they can make one.
Posted by mdm at 5:20 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
September 30, 2008
Let her speak her mind.
Need to find out who she is.
Not who handlers are.
Posted by mdm at 6:34 AM 2 comments
Monday, September 29, 2008
September 29, 2008
Cannot keep it straight.
Youthfulness or usefulness.
Which have I outlived?
Posted by mdm at 6:44 AM 0 comments
Sunday, September 28, 2008
September 28, 2008
It’s “Larry King Live”.
Could be called just “Larry King”.
Except for the doubt.
Posted by mdm at 8:32 AM 0 comments
Saturday, September 27, 2008
September 27, 2008
First debate now done.
Now we ask: Who won? Who Lost?
And who got brained out?
Posted by mdm at 6:00 AM 0 comments
Friday, September 26, 2008
September 26, 2008
He married a saint.
She deserved better than him.
Better, she just left.
Posted by mdm at 7:22 AM 0 comments
Thursday, September 25, 2008
September 25, 2008
Always last to know.
How do I know I’m the last?
I don’t pass it on.
Posted by mdm at 6:00 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
September 24, 2008
Sometimes I care less.
Sometimes I could not care more.
Sometimes not at all.
Posted by mdm at 7:36 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
September 23, 2008
Saw slogan on truck.
Said “This way to common sense.”
I’m in hot pursuit.
Posted by mdm at 7:40 AM 0 comments
Monday, September 22, 2008
September 22, 2008
A mean man got sick.
Was meaner when he got well.
Went from bed to worse.
Posted by mdm at 6:24 AM 2 comments
Sunday, September 21, 2008
September 21, 2008
Shameless promotion:
For indigestion and ilk,
Hot peppermint tea.
Posted by mdm at 8:38 AM 0 comments
Saturday, September 20, 2008
September 20, 2008
Who is Bill Kurtis?
He just found the Internet.
Googled to find him.
Posted by mdm at 10:47 AM 0 comments
Friday, September 19, 2008
September 19, 2008
If she’s elected,
Nation will be ready if
Polar bears attack.
Posted by mdm at 7:58 AM 0 comments
Thursday, September 18, 2008
September 18, 2008
Sadly I must say
Not all created Equal.
But somebody did.
Posted by mdm at 7:17 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
September 17, 2008
White bread and water.
For variety they had
Water and white bread.
Posted by mdm at 6:36 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
September 16, 2008
Have sign in my car.
Contains a phone number and
Reads “Blinkers Repaired”.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Monday, September 15, 2008
September 15, 2008
Stuttered as a child.
Still stutters as an adult.
Just not verbally.
Posted by mdm at 6:35 AM 0 comments
Sunday, September 14, 2008
September 14, 2008
Monies and upon.
Two words we should never use.
Except to say this.
Posted by mdm at 8:08 AM 0 comments
Saturday, September 13, 2008
September 13, 2008
Please send paper bags
To TV reporters who
Hyperventilate.
Posted by mdm at 10:42 AM 0 comments
Friday, September 12, 2008
September 12, 2008
Each door that closes
Is sign to keep looking for
Jerk who's shutting them.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Thursday, September 11, 2008
September 11, 2008
Women, you decide.
If picked because she’s woman,
Was it sex offense?
Posted by mdm at 9:00 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
September 10, 2008
Can't we say she's sick?
After all, are not we all
Under the weather?
Posted by mdm at 6:51 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
September 9, 2008
I know my secret’s
Safe with you, but I worry
About those you’ve told.
Posted by mdm at 1:44 AM 0 comments
Monday, September 8, 2008
September 8, 2008
If your milk is spilt,
Move to one side or other
If you think you’ll cry.
Posted by mdm at 9:02 AM 0 comments
Sunday, September 7, 2008
September 7, 2008
I have an illness.
Did not have a name till now.
Skepticynosis.
Posted by mdm at 8:47 AM 2 comments
Saturday, September 6, 2008
September 6, 2008
Field-dressing a moose.
Some claim she’s real good at it.
Moose not one of them.
Posted by mdm at 11:04 AM 0 comments
Friday, September 5, 2008
September 5, 2008
There should be a law:
Those talking on cells near me
Must use speaker mode.
Posted by mdm at 8:16 AM 0 comments
Thursday, September 4, 2008
September 4, 2008
She’s his VP choice.
Some may guess it is because
Den mother said no.
Posted by mdm at 7:38 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
September 3, 2008
My call placed in queue.
No way to know if answered
In order received.
Posted by mdm at 7:27 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
September 2, 2008
Bothers me somewhat:
In-val-id and in-va-lid
Are spelled the same way.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 2 comments
Monday, September 1, 2008
September 1, 2008
Is it a true gift
If you send avid golfer
Box of green golf balls?
Posted by mdm at 9:54 AM 0 comments
Sunday, August 31, 2008
August 31, 2008
Freedom is not just
For those with whom we agree.
Freedom is for all.
Posted by mdm at 8:52 AM 0 comments
Saturday, August 30, 2008
August 30, 2008
If you find someone
With whom you always agree,
One or both are clones.
Posted by mdm at 12:36 AM 0 comments
Friday, August 29, 2008
August 29, 2008
Don’t know which is worse.
Hatred born of ignorance
Or of unsaid source.
Posted by mdm at 12:22 PM 0 comments
Thursday, August 28, 2008
August 28, 2008
The birds will still sing
No matter who’s elected.
Question is what song.
Posted by mdm at 11:33 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
August 27, 2008
Shameless promotion:
For coverage sans pundits,
Tune set to C-SPAN.
Posted by mdm at 8:36 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
August 26, 2008
Now seems clear to me.
Must vote for heart, hopes and dreams
Over smug disdain.
Posted by mdm at 6:37 AM 0 comments
Monday, August 25, 2008
August 25, 2008
Omaha is said
In response to pain one feels
When ones ha is hurt.
Posted by mdm at 10:08 AM 0 comments
Sunday, August 24, 2008
August 24, 2008
Forty years today.
Forty years of what, you say.
Please don’t ask my wife.
Posted by mdm at 11:50 AM 0 comments
Saturday, August 23, 2008
August 23, 2008
Beware the two-faced.
Always know that what is said
Has an opposite.
Posted by mdm at 9:03 AM 0 comments
Friday, August 22, 2008
August 22, 2008
This about the job:
Speaking-out propensity
Tied to bank account.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Thursday, August 21, 2008
August 21, 2008
May come as a shock:
Life won't be replayed later
In entirety.
Posted by mdm at 6:56 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
August 20, 2008
Oh, sportscaster man.
Don't say he's second all-time
And not say who's first.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
August 19, 2008
My campaign slogan.
Perhaps I should change it from:
Don't expect too much.
Posted by mdm at 7:08 AM 0 comments
Monday, August 18, 2008
August 18, 2008
Harder way to write:
Hold pen still against the page
And move the paper.
Posted by mdm at 8:47 AM 0 comments
Sunday, August 17, 2008
August 17, 2008
May not like dog’s name.
But do not take that to mean
I don’t like the dog.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Saturday, August 16, 2008
August 16, 2008
Garage sales today.
Hope I’m lucky and can buy
One each for my cars.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Friday, August 15, 2008
August 15, 2008
Seeing it coming
Is skill of little value
If you do not duck.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Thursday, August 14, 2008
August 14, 2008
Upset a priest with:
It has been five minutes since
My last confession.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
August 13, 2008
Expensive makeup
Can hide whole lot of ugly.
But ugly is free.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
August 12, 2008
Pains me to admit
I’m completely out of touch.
But plan to buy more.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 2 comments
Monday, August 11, 2008
August 11, 2008
They built 20 dams.
Three of them decayed and broke.
Known as rotter dams.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Sunday, August 10, 2008
August 10, 2008
Through burglar-barred panes
I watched the sun rise above
My privacy fence.
Posted by mdm at 11:50 AM 0 comments
Saturday, August 9, 2008
August 9, 2008
Fruitless endeavor:
Searching vegetation for
Raisin tree or vine.
Posted by mdm at 10:07 AM 0 comments
Friday, August 8, 2008
August 8, 2008
Could be bad-day sign:
When you visit the gardens
And flowers are mad.
Posted by mdm at 11:08 AM 0 comments
Thursday, August 7, 2008
August 7, 2008
From fair wages file:
If they pretend to pay me,
I’ll pretend to work.
Posted by mdm at 10:43 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
August 6, 2008
The wolf chased a dog.
The dog then chased a rabbit.
The rabbit just ran.
Posted by mdm at 12:03 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
August 5, 2008
Asked a pregnant friend,
“Do you want a boy or girl?”
“Yes,” she said to me.
Posted by mdm at 5:02 PM 0 comments
Monday, August 4, 2008
August 4, 2008
In upside down world
We’d seek shade under tree roots
And swim in the air.
Posted by mdm at 11:17 AM 0 comments
Sunday, August 3, 2008
August 3, 2008
Let me ask you this:
If you're told to search your soul,
How long would it take?
Posted by mdm at 1:29 PM 2 comments
Saturday, August 2, 2008
August 2, 2008
Milk of Magnesia.
Don’t know if it’s real milk or
Where Magnesia is.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Friday, August 1, 2008
August 1, 2008
Telemarketers.
Good thing it’s not possible
To shoot them on sound.
Posted by mdm at 7:13 PM 0 comments
Thursday, July 31, 2008
July 31, 2008
Meds-induced stupor.
Some say it is better than
No stupor at all.
Posted by mdm at 5:31 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
July 30, 2008
Sticks and stones can still
Break my bones and cause me pain.
Let’s not downplay that.
Posted by mdm at 6:19 PM 0 comments
July 29, 2008
Sign says we ID
Those 26 or under.
Tell me how they know.
Posted by mdm at 6:17 PM 0 comments
Monday, July 28, 2008
July 28, 2008
If you do not know,
Do not pretend that you do.
Life’s not acting class.
Posted by mdm at 10:29 PM 1 comments
Sunday, July 27, 2008
July 27, 2008
Say things to others
That I do not like said to me.
I’m okay with that.
Posted by mdm at 9:56 PM 0 comments
Saturday, July 26, 2008
July 26, 2008
I would write a book.
But don’t know what to say and
Don’t have street address.
Posted by mdm at 12:09 PM 1 comments
Friday, July 25, 2008
July 25, 2008
Put in parking lot
Means let’s discuss it later.
What’s wrong with latter?
Posted by mdm at 4:04 PM 1 comments
Thursday, July 24, 2008
July 24, 2008
Playing catch-up.
So stressful and deflating.
New goal: run behind.
Posted by mdm at 9:55 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
July 23, 2008
This is pathetic.
In my dreams I always dream
That I am dreaming.
Posted by mdm at 6:42 PM 1 comments
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
July 22, 2008
Critical thinking.
Am told it’s almost extinct.
Hope you understand.
Posted by mdm at 7:19 PM 0 comments
Monday, July 21, 2008
July 21, 2008
Stairway to the stars
Was not tall enough to reach.
Short by four light years.
Posted by mdm at 8:05 AM 0 comments
Sunday, July 20, 2008
July 20, 2008
Not your horse to ride.
Let the one whose horse it is
Be responsible.
Posted by mdm at 9:43 PM 1 comments
Saturday, July 19, 2008
July 19, 2008
If a bear and pig
Fight it out in your backyard,
Run or root for pig.
Posted by mdm at 7:13 AM 0 comments
Friday, July 18, 2008
July 18, 2008
Stitch in time saves nine.
Never have I known for sure
Nine of what is saved.
Posted by mdm at 5:37 PM 0 comments
Thursday, July 17, 2008
July 17, 2008
If oft said at work:
No way to run a railroad,
Time to jump from train.
Posted by mdm at 7:59 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
July 16, 2008
Don’t wake up to fail.
But lots of what I do just
Seems to qualify.
Posted by mdm at 8:49 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
July 15, 2008
Freeway traffic’s stopped.
Cars passing us on shoulder.
Shoot or ticket them.
Posted by mdm at 8:26 AM 4 comments
Monday, July 14, 2008
July 14, 2008
Game of cat and mouse.
Do not know what games they know.
Maybe purrcheesi.
Posted by mdm at 7:47 AM 0 comments
Sunday, July 13, 2008
July 13, 2008
Time does not make noise.
It passes on in silence.
Like some people should.
Posted by mdm at 4:05 PM 0 comments
Saturday, July 12, 2008
July 12, 2008
Better off today
Than we were eight years ago
In no many ways.
Posted by mdm at 4:33 PM 0 comments
Friday, July 11, 2008
July 11, 2008
One dumb thing I did:
For personal reference,
Listed Occupant.
Posted by mdm at 7:24 AM 0 comments
Thursday, July 10, 2008
July 10, 2008
The sign said no trash.
Maybe that was the reason
No one was around.
Posted by mdm at 8:01 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
July 9, 2008
I’m losing patience.
People are making me mad.
Have they lost my mind?
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
July 8, 2008
Note to those in jobs:
If don’t know what you’re doing,
Don’t do anything.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 2 comments
Monday, July 7, 2008
July 7, 2008
Told haikus should be
All about everyday stuff.
Written sleeping pills.
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 1 comments
Sunday, July 6, 2008
July 6, 2008
Worst of all reasons
For demanding an action:
Just because you can.
Posted by mdm at 6:44 AM 0 comments
Saturday, July 5, 2008
July 5, 2008
Fireworks woke me up.
Francis Scott Key called to ask
What a rampart is.
Posted by mdm at 8:03 AM 0 comments
Friday, July 4, 2008
July 4, 2008
Happy July 4.
Independence from Britain
And sometimes ourselves.
Posted by mdm at 9:31 AM 0 comments
Thursday, July 3, 2008
July 3, 2008
Beware those who claim
To be fully transparent,
Using talking points.
Posted by mdm at 6:06 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
July 2, 2008
Cardiac expert
Surely has to know more than
Heart is in right place.
Posted by mdm at 8:14 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
July 1, 2008
Today’s halfway mark
In quest for three sixty-six.
Maybe it’s just math.
Posted by mdm at 7:49 AM 2 comments
Monday, June 30, 2008
June 30, 2008
Thanked God for the hit.
Praised Him for the long home run.
"Now let’s discuss me."
Posted by mdm at 7:58 AM 0 comments
Sunday, June 29, 2008
June 29, 2008
Told a river flows
Slowly to the sea but then
Comes back in the sky.
Posted by mdm at 6:56 AM 0 comments
Saturday, June 28, 2008
June 28, 2008
Sign said watch for cars.
Seemed like a good trade to me.
Guess for Cadillac.
Posted by mdm at 9:10 AM 0 comments
Friday, June 27, 2008
June 27, 2008
How am I, they ask.
Shouldn’t they want to know too
How I’d like to be?
Posted by mdm at 7:54 AM 2 comments
Thursday, June 26, 2008
June 26, 2008
Good friend died today.
Inspired us to be better.
See? The good moves on.
Posted by mdm at 7:50 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
June 25, 2008
Bought a new sports car.
Thought it’d make me a new man.
Proved I was poor one.
Posted by mdm at 7:53 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
June 24, 2008
When the doorbell rings
On a dark and stormy night,
Pray Avon is late.
Posted by mdm at 7:59 AM 0 comments
Monday, June 23, 2008
June 23, 2008
If you have standards,
Do not go to work for those
Bent on pleasing all.
Posted by mdm at 7:57 AM 0 comments
Sunday, June 22, 2008
June 22, 2008
Sign said home for sale.
Something seems so wrong with that.
Shouldn’t it say house?
Posted by mdm at 7:46 AM 0 comments
Saturday, June 21, 2008
June 21, 2008
Saddling someone's cat
Wastes your time and energy.
Cats won’t tell you that.
Posted by mdm at 8:32 AM 0 comments
Friday, June 20, 2008
June 20, 2008
We are the masses.
Masses pick the President.
Also our noses.
Posted by mdm at 7:46 AM 3 comments
Thursday, June 19, 2008
June 19, 2008
Real bad night last night.
Did not see The Daily Show.
Instead, local news.
Posted by mdm at 7:54 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
June 18, 2008
Deep, deep oh so deep.
So deep I flat out missed it
Here in shallow end.
Posted by mdm at 8:34 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
June 17, 2008
What does it matter
In the long, long run of life
If you sprint a day?
Posted by mdm at 6:58 AM 2 comments
Monday, June 16, 2008
June 16, 2008
There are engineers.
I do not know what they do
Except on a train.
Posted by mdm at 9:20 AM 0 comments
Sunday, June 15, 2008
June 15, 2008
Other folk's problems
I have rarely ever solved.
This includes some math.
Posted by mdm at 7:59 AM 0 comments
Saturday, June 14, 2008
June 14, 2008
List of things to do
Included making a list
Of things not to do.
Posted by mdm at 8:02 AM 0 comments
Friday, June 13, 2008
June 13, 2008
Once milked a chicken
And asked a cow for an egg.
You don’t want to know.
Posted by mdm at 8:11 AM 3 comments
Thursday, June 12, 2008
June 12, 2008
Fell off the wagon.
Guess that has to be my fault.
Wagon did not move.
Posted by mdm at 11:20 PM 0 comments
June 11, 2008
Can’t get through a day
Without making someone mad.
Somehow proud of that.
Posted by mdm at 11:14 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
June 10, 2008
Played the lottery.
I got all the numbers called.
Tore up my ticket.
Posted by mdm at 11:06 PM 1 comments
Monday, June 9, 2008
June 9, 2008
Cars passing me fast.
Don’t know where they are going.
Hope their drivers do.
Posted by mdm at 8:02 AM 0 comments
June 8, 2008
Rocking chairs don't rock
Without someone to move them.
Someone, say, like you.
Posted by mdm at 7:57 AM 0 comments
June 7, 2008
Ol’ Paul Revere’s ride
Now seems unnecessary.
Where was BlackBerry?
Posted by mdm at 7:46 AM 0 comments
June 6, 2008
She always felt guilt.
The sun came up this morning.
Wasn’t there to help.
Posted by mdm at 7:44 AM 0 comments
Thursday, June 5, 2008
June 5, 2008
My camouflage cap
Blew off my head in the woods.
I could not find it.
Posted by mdm at 11:56 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
June 4, 2008
Storm blew the fence down.
Looked into my neighbor’s yard.
Felt like a voyeur.
Posted by mdm at 8:15 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
June 3, 2008
Called him Popsicle.
Preferred to live in the sticks.
Licked and disappeared.
Posted by mdm at 11:41 PM 0 comments
Monday, June 2, 2008
June 2, 2008
Clock with second hand
Reflected in a mirror
Takes me back in time.
Posted by mdm at 11:09 PM 0 comments
Sunday, June 1, 2008
June 1, 2008
Where there’s will, there’s way.
Lose the will, there’s still a way
Waiting on the will.
Posted by mdm at 7:32 AM 0 comments
Saturday, May 31, 2008
May 31, 2008
Don’t know why it’s true.
Cold water from a wine glass
Is not bad at all.
Posted by mdm at 8:46 AM 0 comments
Friday, May 30, 2008
May 30, 2008
Question of the day:
Does the human race know more
Than it doesn’t know?
Posted by mdm at 7:00 AM 0 comments
Thursday, May 29, 2008
May 29, 2008
Asked him what he did.
“Nothing,” he said. "And looking
For an assistant.”
Posted by mdm at 7:53 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
May 28, 2008
Used bare hands to build.
An animal tore it down
Using its bear hands.
Posted by mdm at 7:14 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
May 27, 2008
We could sulk and pout.
Or could settle it like men
And sue each other.
Posted by mdm at 7:59 AM 2 comments
Monday, May 26, 2008
May 26, 2008
Wreck-less driving’s good.
But reckless driving’s not good.
Try to keep it straight.
Posted by mdm at 8:31 AM 0 comments
Sunday, May 25, 2008
May 25, 2008
Should I be worried?
What if I’m in heaven and
Blow chapter and verse?
Posted by mdm at 8:41 AM 2 comments
Saturday, May 24, 2008
May 24, 2008
Bury or cremate?
OK with either if she
Waits until I’m dead.
Posted by mdm at 7:44 AM 0 comments
Friday, May 23, 2008
May 23, 2008
Lost last dime today.
Desperation setting in.
Need change for a five.
Posted by mdm at 7:39 AM 0 comments
Thursday, May 22, 2008
May 22, 2008
Good day getting dressed.
Found boxers dry in dryer,
Not in washer wet.
Posted by mdm at 7:40 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
May 21, 2008
Careful when driving.
Don’t watch other cars so much
That you miss the bus.
Posted by mdm at 7:45 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
May 20, 2008
Saw a baseball game.
Someone hit a long home run.
No, it wasn't me.
Posted by mdm at 7:45 AM 2 comments
Monday, May 19, 2008
May 19, 2008
When we check the time,
Clocks and watches never ask
Why we need to know.
Posted by mdm at 7:44 AM 0 comments
Sunday, May 18, 2008
May 18, 2008
Ecclesiastes.
It's one book in the Bible.
One line in haiku.
Posted by mdm at 8:02 AM 1 comments
Saturday, May 17, 2008
May 17, 2008
Here’s a useless truth:
Some things that we do with hands
Can be done with feet.
Posted by mdm at 7:38 AM 2 comments
Friday, May 16, 2008
May 16, 2008
Took a long, long trip.
Ended up south of nowhere.
Can’t even find that.
Posted by mdm at 7:32 AM 0 comments
Thursday, May 15, 2008
May 15, 2008
If Microsoft says
Sorry we cannot help you,
Call Bill Gates at home.
Posted by mdm at 7:36 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
May 14, 2008
Bananas taste best
With brown freckles on their vests.
Old friend told me that.
Posted by mdm at 6:32 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
May 13, 2008
Planted a garden.
Mary seemed to not quite care.
Found that contrary.
Posted by mdm at 7:02 AM 2 comments
Monday, May 12, 2008
May 12, 2008
Bought a double-wide.
Pulled it through the fancy side
Just to scare the rich.
Posted by mdm at 8:06 AM 2 comments
Sunday, May 11, 2008
May 11, 2008
Won’t do that again.
Cheesy haiku series theme.
I am so ashamed.
Posted by mdm at 8:51 AM 0 comments
Saturday, May 10, 2008
May 10, 2008
Saturday ends it.
Lawn care, errands, many chores.
Some of which get done.
Posted by mdm at 9:39 AM 0 comments
Friday, May 9, 2008
May 9, 2008
Friday’s here at last.
TGIF and relief.
One more week long gone.
Posted by mdm at 8:06 AM 0 comments
Thursday, May 8, 2008
May 8, 2008
Thursday means next day
Is the end of long work week.
Not known on its own.
Posted by mdm at 7:30 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
May 7, 2008
Wednesday is hump day.
All a downhill slide from here.
Least that’s what I’m told.
Posted by mdm at 8:09 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
May 6, 2008
Today is Tuesday.
Week’s ordinariest day.
Makes others stand out.
Posted by mdm at 7:42 AM 2 comments
Monday, May 5, 2008
May 5, 2008
Monday’s here again.
Begins another work week.
Groaning gets us through.
Posted by mdm at 8:12 AM 0 comments
Sunday, May 4, 2008
May 4, 2008
Sunday morning’s changed.
Smell of frying chicken’s gone.
Now it’s steamed tofu.
Posted by mdm at 8:08 AM 2 comments
Saturday, May 3, 2008
May 3, 2008
If clocks advertised,
Doubtful they would stoop to say:
Got time on our hands.
Posted by mdm at 7:20 AM 0 comments
Friday, May 2, 2008
May 2, 2008
I may not be grown.
Porky Pig is my hero
Guru’s named E. Fudd.
Posted by mdm at 7:52 AM 2 comments
Thursday, May 1, 2008
May 1, 2008
Just saw a stranger.
He said he did not know me.
Be strange if he did.
Posted by mdm at 8:29 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
April 30, 2008
Cannot keep it straight.
Is West Virginia a state
Or a state of mines?
Posted by mdm at 7:16 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
April 29, 2008
Stuck sticks together.
But they quickly came apart.
Glueless as to why.
Posted by mdm at 7:54 AM 0 comments
Monday, April 28, 2008
April 28, 2008
Think you are so smooth?
You're truly smooth if you can
Peel an uncooked egg.
Posted by mdm at 7:22 AM 0 comments
Sunday, April 27, 2008
April 27, 2008
So, is there a hell?
Take your time in answering.
Guess yes if don't know.
Posted by mdm at 3:27 PM 2 comments
Saturday, April 26, 2008
April 26, 2008
Once was forced to say:
Wear your bra around your head,
I’ll notice your mind.
Posted by mdm at 7:53 PM 0 comments
April 25, 2008
Does it mean a thing
That people in the Deep South
Love Yankee Candles?
Posted by mdm at 7:41 PM 0 comments
April 24, 2008
Felt I should go
To my good friend’s funeral.
Doubt he’ll come to mine.
Posted by mdm at 7:38 PM 0 comments
April 23, 2008
Million whys for no.
But was never good at math.
Took philosophy.
Posted by mdm at 7:35 PM 0 comments
April 22, 2008
Know you’ve heard it said:
When life deals you a lemon,
Find a glass of tea.
Posted by mdm at 7:28 PM 0 comments
April 21, 2008
Drive-thru coffee place.
To them, one's one of many.
To you, only cup.
Posted by mdm at 7:22 PM 0 comments
April 20, 2008
Went away again.
I’m back and ready to write.
If I just knew what.
Posted by mdm at 7:16 PM 2 comments
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
April 19, 2008
I can’t imagine.
At least I can’t write it down.
Have I made my point?
Posted by mdm at 7:54 AM 1 comments
April 18, 2008
A two-for-one sale
Does not impress me at all
'Less they’re selling years.
Posted by mdm at 7:52 AM 0 comments
April 17, 2008
Chuckleheads abound.
They are everywhere I turn.
Advised not to turn.
Posted by mdm at 7:47 AM 0 comments
April 16, 2008
Will we ever know
Just what keeps us from missing
Everyone we meet?
Posted by mdm at 7:43 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
April 15, 2008
Tax deadline today.
Not the Ides of April, but
Still a gouging day.
Posted by mdm at 7:49 AM 0 comments
Monday, April 14, 2008
April 14, 2008
The most deceptive
Of all of life’s instructions
Has to be: Tear Here.
Posted by mdm at 7:48 AM 2 comments
Sunday, April 13, 2008
April 13, 2008
Church had tall steeple.
Church had a lot of people.
Church ended at noon.
Posted by mdm at 8:10 AM 0 comments
Saturday, April 12, 2008
April 12, 2008
Something’s wrong with this:
Tell him to take the last right
...before the river.
Posted by mdm at 10:48 PM 1 comments
April 11, 2008
Tried a marathon.
Told I had to run, who knew?
Thought they’d let me drive.
Posted by mdm at 10:45 PM 0 comments
April 10, 2008
Bend over backward.
Keep sacrificing for them
Till the muffled laughs.
Posted by mdm at 10:44 PM 0 comments
April 9, 2008
If you had said yes,
Would I have asked you again?
Now you’ll never know.
Posted by mdm at 10:43 PM 0 comments
April 8, 2008
Feeling commitment
Is not the same as “have to”.
Commit that to heart.
Posted by mdm at 10:43 PM 0 comments
April 7, 2008
Stream of consciousness
That feeds into no river
Is a dry creek bed.
Posted by mdm at 10:42 PM 0 comments
Sunday, April 6, 2008
April 6, 2008
Heaven waits for those
Who are heading straight to hell
But make a wrong turn.
Posted by mdm at 8:32 AM 3 comments
Saturday, April 5, 2008
April 5, 2008
Lady Luck is blind.
She’s never even seen me.
Never felt my face.
Posted by mdm at 7:57 AM 0 comments
Friday, April 4, 2008
April 4, 2008
In the frying pan
Where the fire is always on,
Jump or tiptoe quick.
Posted by mdm at 7:59 AM 2 comments
Thursday, April 3, 2008
April 3, 2008
Some say pigs can fly.
Others say not off the ground.
Which way did you look?
Posted by mdm at 7:55 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
April 2, 2008
A square is a square.
A circle is not. Why do
We circle the block?
Posted by mdm at 7:47 AM 4 comments
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
April 1, 2008
Loyalty’s two-way.
When one-way, one’s a user.
Other one’s a fool.
Posted by mdm at 8:00 AM 0 comments
Monday, March 31, 2008
March 31, 2008
I’ll have chicken-fried.
Potatoes, gravy and pie.
And a Diet Coke.
Posted by mdm at 8:08 AM 2 comments
Sunday, March 30, 2008
March 30, 2008
They say road to hell
Is paved with good intentions.
So’s road to heaven.
Posted by mdm at 8:48 AM 2 comments
Saturday, March 29, 2008
March 29, 2008
This much I have learned.
When normal is not normal,
Call it typical.
Posted by mdm at 9:04 AM 0 comments
Friday, March 28, 2008
March 28, 2008
The TV went dark.
Now the room's a lot brighter.
Some light shines best gone.
Posted by mdm at 6:31 AM 4 comments
Thursday, March 27, 2008
March 27, 2008
Depressed reporter:
Despondent correspondent.
Such a sad story.
Posted by mdm at 7:38 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
March 26, 2008
Cleaned coffee maker
While we’re at war in Iraq.
Vinegar and oil.
Posted by mdm at 7:24 AM 3 comments
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
March 25, 2008
Give men enough time
And they will disappoint you.
Mark her words, we will.
Posted by mdm at 7:36 AM 0 comments
Monday, March 24, 2008
March 24, 2008
Older I become
Less tolerant I become
Of think-they-know young.
Posted by mdm at 8:19 AM 2 comments
Sunday, March 23, 2008
March 23, 2008
Missed sunrise service.
Truth is I have never been.
How’s it different?
Posted by mdm at 2:07 PM 2 comments
Saturday, March 22, 2008
March 22, 2008
Drove down to the beach.
Waved at a gorgeous body
And ocean waved back.
Posted by mdm at 8:58 AM 0 comments
Friday, March 21, 2008
March 21, 2008
Long suit or strong suit?
Which describes a major strength?
Picking which not mine.
Posted by mdm at 5:31 AM 2 comments
Thursday, March 20, 2008
March 20, 2008
Called first day of spring.
Technically it's not true.
Been first days before.
Posted by mdm at 7:42 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
March 19, 2008
Once a line is crossed,
It’s no longer a limit.
Stepped over and gone.
Posted by mdm at 7:35 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
March 18, 2008
Once I did wonder
If folks in Antarctica
Eat hot penguin wings.
Posted by mdm at 7:35 AM 2 comments
Monday, March 17, 2008
March 17, 2008
Am I wearing green?
If you pinch me in error,
Claim you’re colorblind.
Posted by mdm at 7:14 AM 1 comments
March 16, 2008
Cows give us their milk.
And chickens give us their eggs.
That bothers the pigs.
Posted by mdm at 7:11 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
March 15, 2008
Called the Ides of March.
The day Caesar turned to toast.
Better as salad.
Posted by mdm at 12:47 AM 4 comments
March 14, 2008
Who is to decide
When two self-centered people
Know who it’s about?
Posted by mdm at 12:45 AM 0 comments
March 13, 2008
Have you ever climbed
To the top of a ladder
But then forgot why?
Posted by mdm at 12:41 AM 0 comments
March 12, 2008
Slip slide run and hide.
Get up, out and try again.
Slip slide run and hide.
Posted by mdm at 12:40 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
March 11, 2008
Hopscotch hide and seek
And ring around Red Rover.
Multitasking kids.
Posted by mdm at 7:24 AM 2 comments
Monday, March 10, 2008
March 10, 2008
All this talk of change.
Change direction, lives and world.
Think I’ll stick to sheets.
Posted by mdm at 8:32 AM 2 comments
Sunday, March 9, 2008
March 9, 2008
Lost hour last night.
Waste of time to look for it
For about eight months.
Posted by mdm at 8:40 AM 2 comments
Saturday, March 8, 2008
March 8, 2008
Simply can’t help it.
I rarely agree with George,
But love Laura’s hair.
Posted by mdm at 9:06 AM 0 comments
Friday, March 7, 2008
March 7, 2008
Of all dual traits,
Arrogance and ignorance
Are the scariest.
Posted by mdm at 8:00 AM 2 comments
Thursday, March 6, 2008
March 6, 2008
Saw the Honda ad
With "hold on tight to your dream".
That’s the reason, Judge.
Posted by mdm at 7:46 AM 3 comments
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
March 5, 2008
I crossed a river.
Then I crossed a mountain range.
Long game, tic-tac-toe.
Posted by mdm at 8:07 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
March 4, 2008
When a bad idea
Is advanced in the forest,
Do the trees all groan?
Posted by mdm at 8:00 AM 2 comments
Monday, March 3, 2008
March 3, 2008
It’s new and improved.
Not new and worse than ever.
No one would buy that.
Posted by mdm at 7:44 AM 2 comments
Sunday, March 2, 2008
March 2, 2008
A true optimist
Always sees the glass as full.
Of water and air.
Posted by mdm at 9:00 AM 0 comments
Saturday, March 1, 2008
March 1, 2008
Careful when you end
With any preposition.
Or proposition.
Posted by mdm at 8:59 AM 4 comments
Friday, February 29, 2008
February 29, 2008
This is Leap Year Day.
Not sure how to celebrate.
Jump in the shower?
Posted by mdm at 7:03 AM 2 comments
Thursday, February 28, 2008
February 28, 2008
Our organs can talk.
Belch is how a stomach says
Thank you ever so.
Posted by mdm at 7:28 AM 5 comments
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
February 27, 2008
Tiny bag of nuts
At forty-one thousand feet.
Dinner off the ground.
Posted by mdm at 6:23 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
February 26, 2008
Always heard it said,
Pride cometh before the fall.
Did summer get fired?
Posted by mdm at 7:58 AM 2 comments
Sunday, February 24, 2008
February 25, 2008
Made breakfast in bed
For my wife’s birthday today.
Should have used the stove.
Posted by mdm at 11:18 PM 1 comments
February 24, 2008
Oh how many times
Have I stared at the ceiling
Looking for the floor.
Posted by mdm at 8:56 AM 0 comments
Saturday, February 23, 2008
February 23, 2008
Turnip truck came by.
Turned out it had lost its load
Close to where I work.
Posted by mdm at 9:05 AM 2 comments
Friday, February 22, 2008
February 22, 2008
Fan base is swelling.
Just blasted past two or three.
Oops. That's counting me.
Posted by mdm at 6:51 AM 4 comments
Thursday, February 21, 2008
February 21, 2008
There should be a law:
Every magazine page
Must have a number.
Posted by mdm at 7:07 AM 4 comments
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
February 20, 2008
No news on TV.
Just paper dolls pretending.
Think I'll cut them out.
Posted by mdm at 7:43 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
February 19, 2008
A glimpse of a thigh.
Tanned white breasts so appealing.
Make mine crispy please.
Posted by mdm at 7:51 AM 2 comments
Monday, February 18, 2008
February 18, 2008
It’s Presidents Day.
None was born or died this date.
One for forty-three.
Posted by mdm at 8:35 AM 2 comments
Sunday, February 17, 2008
February 17, 2008
Sneaked to back pew late.
Heard part describing heaven.
Missed part about gate.
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Saturday, February 16, 2008
February 16, 2008
She grew up in Maine.
Given how far north that is,
She really grew down.
Posted by mdm at 8:59 AM 2 comments
Friday, February 15, 2008
February 15, 2008
Pigs love to wallow.
Mud makes their teeth look whiter
In their dentists’ ads.
Posted by mdm at 7:58 AM 2 comments
Thursday, February 14, 2008
February 14, 2008
They say we should take
All things in moderation.
They never met you.
Posted by mdm at 8:09 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
February 13, 2008
Guess I should worry.
Greeting cards I get all have
Expiration dates.
Posted by mdm at 4:55 AM 4 comments
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
February 12, 2008
Abraham Lincoln
Was a lucky president.
Shot before TV.
Posted by mdm at 7:29 AM 1 comments
Monday, February 11, 2008
February 11, 2008
Brain holds the data.
Mind does all the processing.
Heart makes final call.
Posted by mdm at 7:55 AM 1 comments
Sunday, February 10, 2008
February 10, 2008
If God does not live
Then whoever is in charge
May be dumb as me.
Posted by mdm at 8:36 AM 1 comments
Saturday, February 9, 2008
February 9, 2008
Can I for a while
Flee to a distant planet
But be back for lunch?
Posted by mdm at 9:24 AM 4 comments
Friday, February 8, 2008
February 8, 2008
Why do we say we’re
Turning over a new leaf
When it’s one we’ve had?
Posted by mdm at 7:03 AM 2 comments
Thursday, February 7, 2008
February 7, 2008
When it comes to hair
I prefer blondes and brunettes
Over none at all.
Posted by mdm at 8:17 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
February 6, 2008
Rabies will kill you.
But they'll call you bad dog first.
That can kill you, too.
Posted by mdm at 8:00 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
February 5, 2008
I don't know tonight
Why I get all those e-mails
Bidding me good morn.
Posted by mdm at 12:37 AM 1 comments
Monday, February 4, 2008
February 4, 2008
If the world is round,
How come there is not an arc
In my kitchen floor?
Posted by mdm at 8:08 AM 2 comments
Sunday, February 3, 2008
February 3, 2008
Reads Bible daily.
Wonder if he’s pure or just
Looking for loopholes.
Posted by mdm at 9:47 AM 0 comments
Saturday, February 2, 2008
February 2, 2008
Think I’ll read a book.
Front-to-back then back-to-front.
Time some kill should that.
Posted by mdm at 9:07 AM 2 comments
Friday, February 1, 2008
February 1, 2008
When selling haiku,
Holding out for movie rights
Is just asinine.
Posted by mdm at 7:35 AM 0 comments
Thursday, January 31, 2008
January 31, 2008
Should have seen the sign.
Towel set from our wedding
Read “Hers” and “Hers Too”.
Posted by mdm at 7:47 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
January 30, 2008
Sunset was gorgeous.
Prettiest sight I had seen.
Till you blocked my view.
Posted by mdm at 12:10 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
January 29, 2008
Submitted the script.
Rejected for much discourse.
Just a play on words.
Posted by mdm at 7:48 AM 2 comments
Monday, January 28, 2008
January 28, 2008
One street is messed up.
The other is clear and clean.
Don’t take the high road.
Posted by mdm at 7:51 AM 0 comments
Sunday, January 27, 2008
January 27, 2008
Grace is the blessing.
That should make us all wonder
Why we still keep score.
Posted by mdm at 8:57 AM 0 comments
Saturday, January 26, 2008
January 26, 2008
Never had a line
For which a girl ever fell.
Sure hope this one works.
Posted by mdm at 9:21 AM 0 comments
Friday, January 25, 2008
January 25, 2008
I have many moods,
With one factor in common,
Access to my mouth.
Posted by mdm at 7:52 AM 0 comments
Thursday, January 24, 2008
January 24, 2008
I have an old dog.
His name is what I call him.
He's grateful for that.
Posted by mdm at 8:03 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
January 23, 2008
Sunrise in the east.
Sunset follows in the west.
North and south just watch.
Posted by mdm at 8:22 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
January 22, 2008
Shameless promotion:
Moms can share their mommyness
Out in Mommy Town.
Posted by mdm at 6:29 AM 0 comments
Monday, January 21, 2008
January 21, 2008
Went to a reader.
She told me the tea leaves meant
All my tea was gone.
Posted by mdm at 8:57 AM 0 comments
Sunday, January 20, 2008
January 20, 2008
Think I'm religious.
Just don't wear it on my sleeve.
Should wear it somewhere.
Posted by mdm at 7:23 AM 0 comments
Saturday, January 19, 2008
January 19, 2008
Being short can help.
If chased by Security,
Run to Big and Tall.
Posted by mdm at 7:57 AM 0 comments
Friday, January 18, 2008
January 18, 2008
Buy our alcohol.
Girls will adore you oh yeah
Drink responsibly.
Posted by mdm at 6:50 AM 0 comments
Thursday, January 17, 2008
January 17, 2008
Easy to be me.
I don’t work at who I am.
Just am who I be.
Posted by mdm at 7:18 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
January 16, 2008
Had a pet goldfish.
Taught him how to roll over
And float on his back.
Posted by mdm at 12:04 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
January 15, 2008
Not so good at art.
I upset the instructor
By drawing a blank.
Posted by mdm at 7:38 AM 0 comments
Monday, January 14, 2008
January 14, 2008
Took a worthless trip
All the way around the world.
Ended right back here.
Posted by mdm at 7:57 AM 0 comments
Sunday, January 13, 2008
January 13, 2008
Cereal box tops.
Sent them in to be redeemed.
Got a toy instead.
Posted by mdm at 12:23 AM 3 comments
Saturday, January 12, 2008
January 12, 2008
Now is what we have.
Past is a participle.
Future’s never here.
Posted by mdm at 10:18 AM 0 comments
Friday, January 11, 2008
January 11, 2008
Desperation rules.
Once when I had no money
I charged cigarettes.
Posted by mdm at 12:27 AM 0 comments
Thursday, January 10, 2008
January 10, 2008
Heard the loud music.
Listened to the loud callers.
Sold my radio.
Posted by mdm at 7:59 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
January 9, 2008
A rolling coaster
Cannot take you for a ride.
But is fun to watch.
Posted by mdm at 12:23 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
January 8, 2008
Rock solid. Rock hard.
Strong winds could never shake her.
Waste of breath to try.
Posted by mdm at 7:47 AM 4 comments
Monday, January 7, 2008
January 7, 2008
Moving a mountain
Would be much harder by far
Than moving it back.
Posted by mdm at 8:13 AM 0 comments
Sunday, January 6, 2008
January 6, 2008
Don’t call here again.
You have reached a wrong number
Or end of your rope.
Posted by mdm at 12:21 AM 4 comments
Monday, December 31, 2007
January 5, 2008
Horse was named a risk.
But eating sugar calms him.
Please give Chance a piece.
Posted by mdm at 1:43 AM 0 comments
January 4, 2008
When they cut the tree
Does the tree feel the sawing?
Know for sure I would.
Posted by mdm at 1:31 AM 0 comments
January 3, 2008
Thank you card was late.
I’m going to send it back.
Thank you very much.
Posted by mdm at 1:31 AM 0 comments
January 2, 2008
Was an architect.
You can’t see what I designed.
All of it fell down.
Posted by mdm at 1:17 AM 0 comments
January 1, 2008
May not have a grip.
Don't know how to live or die.
Only half concerned.
Posted by mdm at 1:17 AM 0 comments