tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16128639455471953682024-02-20T06:27:02.468-06:00haiku2u2One man. One haiku a day. 17 syllables each. 366 days this year. 6,222 syllables. To you and you, too.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.comBlogger367125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-9681250400140584632009-01-07T21:43:00.005-06:002009-01-15T07:10:10.327-06:00All Done. What's Next?Honestly? I don't know. Got a couple of ideas. Half-baked.<br /><br />But for now I'll just let the 366 haikus marinate.<br /><br />Maybe I'll organize them by categories. Bad. Really Bad. Threw Up.<br /><br />Maybe I'll find out if haikus is a real word.<br /><br />But keep checking back. All three of you. I'll come up with something.<br /><br />Maybe.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-21444126346971834432008-12-31T08:44:00.001-06:002008-12-31T09:17:39.416-06:00December 31, 2008Counted them again.<br />Three hundred and sixty-six.<br />Back to you, Japan.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-82850593964803078052008-12-30T11:20:00.000-06:002008-12-30T11:21:12.588-06:00December 30, 2008This is next to last.<br />Penultimate I am told.<br />Easy to forget.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-67635731786920598112008-12-29T09:13:00.001-06:002008-12-29T09:16:03.808-06:00December 29, 2008Don't like strong flavors.<br />Don't like to be overwhelmed.<br />A hint works just fine.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-19009920720669014822008-12-28T14:44:00.002-06:002008-12-28T20:50:59.525-06:00December 28, 2008There should be a law:<br />Resealable bags must be<br />Easy to reseal.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-53655108886254965672008-12-27T06:30:00.000-06:002008-12-27T06:30:00.701-06:00December 27, 2008I can’t afford to<br />Be unable to afford<br />What I can’t afford.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-18964913755192649532008-12-26T00:24:00.000-06:002008-12-26T00:25:22.084-06:00December 26, 2008If I could write words<br />That would make your life better,<br />I’d know what they were.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-63120759929323570692008-12-25T01:04:00.000-06:002008-12-25T01:05:35.799-06:00December 25, 2008Merry Christmas, world.<br />Peace and love and happiness<br />In an extra large.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-39903214213639145872008-12-24T06:30:00.000-06:002008-12-24T06:30:00.738-06:00December 24, 2008Feeling really bad.<br />Can't beat Lipper Average<br />Whatever it is.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-8883544707053032402008-12-23T06:30:00.000-06:002008-12-23T06:30:04.340-06:00December 23, 2008The bill of your cap<br />Can serve as a curb-feeler<br />For you and your head.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-59941966802198414962008-12-22T06:30:00.000-06:002008-12-22T06:30:00.831-06:00December 22, 2008Says to take the drug<br />With a full glass of water.<br />Think they'd be more clear.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-76834436319748317452008-12-21T07:00:00.000-06:002008-12-21T07:00:01.869-06:00December 21, 2008Italian cooking:<br />Throw anything in skillet<br />With some olive oil.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-62001371745592758852008-12-20T12:53:00.003-06:002008-12-20T13:03:43.785-06:00December 20, 2008Login? Or logon?<br />Cannot take the flip-flopping.<br />Logging out. Or off.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-83836827578546346142008-12-19T07:54:00.001-06:002008-12-19T07:55:40.982-06:00December 19, 2008She would not tell him<br />What was truly on her mind<br />Unless she was mad.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-55786481673023860182008-12-18T06:15:00.000-06:002008-12-18T06:15:01.796-06:00December 18, 2008Under mistletoe.<br />Not one woman has kissed me.<br />Must be defective.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-25416281858378814172008-12-17T08:03:00.001-06:002008-12-17T08:03:54.103-06:00December 17, 2008Chicken noodle soup.<br />Associate with sickness.<br />Cannot eat it well.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-35971385712087666052008-12-16T07:00:00.000-06:002008-12-16T07:00:00.788-06:00December 16, 2008Her walk was a cross<br />Between farmer and model.<br />Hitched giddy-up stroll.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-20188491295284406502008-12-15T07:00:00.001-06:002008-12-15T07:00:02.718-06:00December 15, 2008Workplace tip to heed:<br />Don't work for the insecure.<br />They'll sit in your chair.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-46378384256301446362008-12-14T13:35:00.001-06:002008-12-14T13:37:57.968-06:00December 14, 2008Nothing to see here.<br />And for more discouragement,<br />Nothing to hear. See?mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-34121044026575913752008-12-13T09:15:00.002-06:002008-12-13T10:05:58.330-06:00December 13, 2008Ya'll all line up now<br />According to the org chart.<br />Don't nobody move.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-17923686722812413252008-12-12T07:00:00.000-06:002008-12-12T07:00:00.850-06:00December 12, 2008Here's what made my day:<br />Pumpkinhead with dearth of clues<br />Told me what to do.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-58055188856245308362008-12-11T08:05:00.001-06:002008-12-11T08:16:25.211-06:00December 11, 2008Higher-ups don't know<br />Deference and respect are<br />Not always the same.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-54278857992908585372008-12-10T07:46:00.001-06:002008-12-10T07:46:49.838-06:00December 10, 2008Not easy to work<br />Smarter instead of longer.<br />Got more time than brains.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-38683763013840257532008-12-09T08:03:00.001-06:002008-12-09T08:08:57.004-06:00December 9, 2008Ahh the Christmas joy.<br />Sewn-on-Santa-face towels.<br />I can't dry my hands.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1612863945547195368.post-81966045960402574142008-12-08T10:27:00.002-06:002008-12-08T10:42:17.030-06:00December 8, 2008Yardwork rule of thumb:<br />Bags of mulch you have on hand<br />One less than you need.mdmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12969325268019051031noreply@blogger.com0